Another Wednesday, another butt-load of tabloid reports about The Great Twihard Meltdown of 2012. First, some good news: in addition to giving his “first” interview to Good Morning America on August 15 (next Wednesday), Robert Pattinson has agreed to do an interview with Jon Stewart at The Daily Show… on MONDAY. Which means that Jon Stewart will probably get the “exclusive” first interview, not GMA. There’s a chance TDS interview could be a pre-taped deal to air later in the week, but why in the world would The Daily Show NOT want to air the exclusive on Monday night? You know it will be good television too – Jon Stewart is surprisingly effective interviewer, but he won’t go for the “Barbara Walters cry-athon” moment. Jon will probably give Sparkles a drink and show him photos of boobs. Here are some more stories circulating through this week’s tabloids:

*Kristen was spotted with her trainer at LA’s Gold’s Gym. An eyewitness told Hollywood Life that Kristen “didn’t look too happy… I never saw her smile. She just kind of looked serious and kept her head down a lot.” Another witness said, “She has been in working out with her own people in very intense workouts…While she was here she talked to nobody except her trainer and left afterwards without showering or going into the locker rooms to change.” Which is exactly her MO – she must like to shower at home. But it means she was all sweaty and gym-y when she hooked up with Rupert Sanders in her Mini Cooper. Gross. Anyway, one of the witnesses said, “She looked good and healthy, not super skinny or weird.” Thank you.

*People Mag says Sparkles is “rethinking” every part of his relationship with Kristen. A source says, “One moment he thought he had his partner and the next he was forced to rethink decisions he’s made. He’s sad about it.”

*Us Weekly reports that Rob hasn’t made up his mind to dump Kristen at this point. A source says, “What he wants still changes from day to day. He loves her very much. A lot of people close to Rob are rooting for him to end it.” But Rob has started taking her calls and answering her texts.

*Us Weekly’s source also says that Rob is “too nice” to make Kristen pay for cheating on him. “Rob would never do anything to Kristen out of spite. He’s too good a guy. It’s not like him to want to hurt her.” I believe that.

*Sources describe Rob as “putty in her hands” and they say that once he sees her and they begin promoting Breaking Dawn Part II, that Kristen will lip-bite and eye-roll her way back into Rob’s sparkly pants.

*Bill Condon, director of Breaking Dawn Part II, tells Entertainment Weekly, “The fact is, these are actors playing parts, and maybe it’s not such a bad thing that people be reminded of that. Both of these actors gave heart and soul to the Twilight movies, not only during shooting, but also by navigating so graciously the whole life-in-a-fishbowl aspect of the phenomenon. Above all they have always shown great respect for the fans who made these movies such a success. Now it’s time that some of that respect be returned to them.” Er… a bold statement coming from a director working with Summit, a studio who loved every part of Kristen and Rob’s real life relationship and subtly exploited their real relationship for monetary gain.

So… basically, things are in a holding pattern, but more sources are saying that Rob will end up sticking with Kristen. For a little bit, at least. Maybe until December, because Summit will have their heads if they don’t make it through November.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Vanity Fair, EW.

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